This is the LOVELY Ms. Artis coming to you ALIVE from my soon-to-be-former high school. How y’all doin’ tonight?
Ripping off dialog from Steven Universe aside, this is a blog dedicated to telling you about me, myself, and I as well as why the Oxford comma makes sense in this context. The title is a bit of a mouthful, but it is the truth.
On here I will be giving you the truth to success, beauty, and… other things. Most of the posts are being commissioned my by teacher after all, so I have restrictions. Believe me, if this blog was not for school you would see many rants about video game characters, book characters, TV show chara- JUST A LOT OF CHARACTERS. There would also be some talking about “feeling a bern”.
But still, creativity is cut short by parentage as well as who has power. Teachers have power, yet the administration contains more! And above the administration the state and then it turtles all the way up. Or down.
As you can tell I love writing and reading as well as pulling “dank memes” from the internet. You may refer to me as the writing goddess, but probably will not have many references to my face. I’d rather not, the internet never will forget my stupid high school blog pictures.
Instead you will find all of these LOVELY reactionary pictures/gifs.
As much as I would love to go on and on about myself, that’s what this blog is for, so I’ll end it here, all right?
-The Lovely Ms. Artis
how do feminist feel about pop tarts?
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That they are delicious, nutritious, and obviously a cancer unto society. They instill the values that food must both be sentient and tasteful, making the zombie apocalypse inevitable. But hey, that’s just one feminist talking.
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im personally a fan of toaster strudels, but poptarts are cool i guess. whats your feeling on strudels?
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They are gross packs of frozen liquid covered in starchy Subway bread.
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you mama have lost 1 friendship point! i bid you a farewell madam
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Well fine! We were never friends anyways 😦
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are you coming to my ice cream social this weekend? im bringing mint chip!!!
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As long as you aren’t serving mayonnaise flavored ice cream. I’M ALLERGIC TO WHITE PEOPLE
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#blackpower
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